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I Want My Tummy Tuck!  

by Frank Spaniak

“And while you are there, could you tighten it up around the chest and neck too?”

In typical nanny-state fashion Japanese companies are being urged to get all their employees to trim down to meet government guidelines or face possible heavy fines for not being in shape, CNN reports here.

Does this apply to foreign workers? For example, if I were to go work in Japan for a year or two now that I’m above 40, would my employer be fined if I didn’t shrink my (censored) waist size to a 33.5? I’m trying to figure out how the fine works, is it by the waist inch? Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by Frank

June 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

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